i got victoria pains today. the familiar short-lived, dull ache of: god i miss that city. what is it about victoria– and vancouver island, for that matter– that just makes you pine for them once you leave? i mean, while you’re residing there all you can do is bitch about the weather.. cause let’s face it, the climate is shit for a good half of the year. but that’s all a matter of opinion. now that i’m gone even the the perpetual newspaper lining the skies, and the eternal parade of umbrellas seem whimsical and picturesque. and the weed. can’t forget the fucking weed. minnesota is pants in the marijuana department. i’ve enticed my locals friends with epic descriptions of bc bud, and how i’ll bring them to the motherland one day and smoke them retarded. but thinking it over i’m not sure i’ll follow through. think of how shitty the weed will be in comparison when they get back. as wonderful as it is, i don’t want them to have to go through the bitterness that i experience every time i hit the bong. ignorance is certainly bliss in their case. so unless they plan on becoming seasonal or permanent residents i’m really not going to recommend it.
picked up the phone and called shaela this afternoon (victoria pal). she seemed a tad distant and awkward, to be honest, which seemed pretty ass-backwards considering that in the old days, she always seemed to have the upper hand. hey, well, never kick a gift horse in the mouth. so naturally, i yammered on about pointless bullshit, basking in the warmth of “upper-hand”… my arrogant, gloating nature knows no bounds. sheesh, everyone has there flaws but i’m thinking i’m one of the select few that actual revels in them (for the most part). any how, shae proceeded on informing me she’s moved out of her house. fascinating! sorta kinda not really. but yeah, i don’t know. i guess i don’t have a lot in my own life to talk about so i’ve degraded myself to gossiping about broads on the other side of the continent.
my life. myyy liiiife. what is this life business. thought processes are so over-rated.
