motor script

the funny thing about female orgasms, is the astonishing array of intensities they can arrive in. some are like a gentle rolling hill and when you reach it, the sensation is so soft you can barely notice it. or the ones that are reminiscent of a craggy cliff, in which you have to violently dig your nails into the cliff-face and hoist yourself up in attempts to get even remotely close to the top. but the oddest part of it is that ‘they’ never explained this to me. sure, we had sex ed. but it was pretty clear it was all goal oriented. cock goes into cunt, semen goes into egg, egg makes baby .. etcetera, etcetera. no one really took the time to explain clitoral orgasms … and when they did, they seemed to convey it as inferior or not as important. any way, so basically they brushed it off. fair enough. their main goal is for us not to get pregnant, not contract the hiv. fine, i get that. but i feel they could’ve put a little more emphasis, for general knowledge at least.

fuck, i didn’t even know chicks could masturbate ’til i was 12! and even then i thought you would do it with a dildo or some sort of, you know, cunt penetration. how very ironic that now, i never masturbate that way. why would you? its so much easier to get yourself off the other way. but that’s beside the point. why couldn’t they have explained an orgasm better? it was a really big let down to discover i had all ready orgasmed when i got eaten out for the first time (by a close friend) and i was expecting some ground shaking experience. but was sadly mistaken when, “oh, so i was actually masturbating when i put my crotch against the jets at the pool”. now maybe i should’ve been a little smarter and put two and two together. but honestly, i wasn’t that smart. i didn’t even know which hole the cock went in (apparently canadian sex ed wasn’t very thorough– or i just wasn’t listening). the orgasms you get from jets at the pool are just so subtle. nothing like a good, long wank. so in my defense: how the fuck was i supposed to know!